threatening messages and (f)risky business

"hello. this is a formal announcement letting you know that I will be kidnapping you sometime very soon. good day."

-- rachel dejesus on my voicemail; a few minutes ago

at least i hope that was rachel. creepy. haha. on a lighter and less scary note, while the parents have been away in the philippines, i've been trying to think of obscure things i can do around the house that i basically wouldn't do if they were around. (evil laugh goes here.)

so far all i've managed to do is use the bathroom with the door open.